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The perceptionist known as Harrison Richards must never hear this song lest he lose all of his special powers. Your cooperation in this matter is much appreciated.

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No one is safe from his probing intellect,
he can detect your hidden thoughts.
To him your mind is like a filing cabinet;
easy to infiltrate.

Harrison Richards,
feel the power of his will,
also known for IT skills.
Harrison Richards.
Harrison Richards,
he doesn’t find it hard
to name your playing card;
that’s professionalism for you.

He sees what you have drawn
before you show it,
he knows your card is the eight of diamonds.
The future is only a prediction away
you can hear him say, “Concentrate”.

Harrison Richards,
wields the power of his brain
and not for personal gain,
Harrison Richards.
Harrison Richards,
it isn’t over yet;
he’ll name your childhood pet,
he’s a bona fide wizard.

The only thing he doesn’t have,
oh oh oh oh,
is a glamorous assistant,
oh oh oh oh,
but who needs any more glamour
oh oh oh oh,
than Harrison Richards?

Harrison Richards,
just look into his eyes,
he knows you dream of pies,
Harrison Richards.

Harrison Richards,
what secrets will you tell
when you fall under his spell?
He’s a genuine master of hand-magic.

Harrison Richards.
He’s a master perceptionist.

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from The Greatest Show on Toast, released September 19, 2011

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Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers Leeds, UK

From time immemorial these musicians have stood at the gateway of nonsense begging peanuts. Spending most of their time trapped in force fields and vortices, occasionally they are released to stalk the streets of Leeds. On such occasions you might hear the plaintive cry of Sam’s tuba, the mournful crow of Dean’s ukulele, the excited jazzy croaking of Bob’s piano or the purr of Matty’s drums. ... more

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