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Cheese

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke,
I’m an introverted kind of a bloke,
I’m not as fleet as the mountain goat,
But I’m so pleased because I love cheese.

I love cheese on a ploughman’s lunch.
As sure as a hunchback has a hunch on his back,
I’ve got cheese in my packed lunch.

Gorgonzola on a bap or a roll,
I love Brie on a breeze, or maybe on skis,
I love Stilton on stilts, or in a kilt,
Oh yes, I love cheese.

I don’t bet, don’t do ket,
I try not to work up a sweat,
I haven’t broken these shoes in yet,
But I won’t sneeze at a nice piece of cheese.

Achoo.

Yes! I love cheese on a water biscuit,
A baguette or a cracker, or I might risk it with fruit,
While wearing a cheesecloth suit.

Now, some people say, ladies and gentlemen, that life is like a box of chocolates, but for me it’s more of a smörgåsbord So next time you’re down at the cheese counter in your local deli, or maybe even a supermarket, why not think of a very special loved one, ladies and gentlemen, someone you hold very close to your heart, and buy them a nice pound of mature Cheddar!

Gouda on wholemeal, or a nice cheese wheel,
Or Edam on the flippers of a seal.
Oh yes it’s real,
I love cheese.
I really love that cheese!

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from Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan, released May 17, 2014

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Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers Leeds, UK

From time immemorial these musicians have stood at the gateway of nonsense begging peanuts. Spending most of their time trapped in force fields and vortices, occasionally they are released to stalk the streets of Leeds. On such occasions you might hear the plaintive cry of Sam’s tuba, the mournful crow of Dean’s ukulele, the excited jazzy croaking of Bob’s piano or the purr of Matty’s drums. ... more

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