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I’m a Triangle

Well I was still in plaster from a ski disaster,
And the dressing was a blessing down all three of my sides.
I’d been left to dangle at a funny angle,
From the top of a snowy ski slope mountain pine.

As I lay in bed with a sense of dread,
My lovely wife appeared with her seductive curve.
She tried to comfort me with trigonometry,
Saying “Honey, you’ll soon get back your 90°.”

Oh yeah, I’m a triangle!
Oh yeah, I’m a triangle!
It’s perfectly natural to be equilateral.
I’m a triangle!

I remember when we first met,
She was the prettiest member of the trigonometry set.
She was a cute protractor,
And I don’t know what attracted her to me.

Oh yeah, I’m a triangle!
Oh yeah, I’m a triangle!
Do your sums I’m no trapezium.
I’m a triangle!

When I recovered I was smothered
With kisses from my opposite to my adjacent
And I discovered there could be no replacement
For her geometry.

I was half a square before we were wed,
But now I feel like a real shape instead.
I was so delighted that she was my bride,
She was the sum of the square of my other two sides.

Oh yeah, I’m a triangle!
Oh yeah, I’m a triangle!
It’s perfectly natural to be equilateral.
I’m a triangle!

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from Dinosaurs Ate My Caravan, released May 17, 2014

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Biscuithead and the Biscuit Badgers Leeds, UK

From time immemorial these musicians have stood at the gateway of nonsense begging peanuts. Spending most of their time trapped in force fields and vortices, occasionally they are released to stalk the streets of Leeds. On such occasions you might hear the plaintive cry of Sam’s tuba, the mournful crow of Dean’s ukulele, the excited jazzy croaking of Bob’s piano or the purr of Matty’s drums. ... more

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